You can now officially add a mini-epidemic of urination-themed vandalism to the long list of things that make you wonder just what the hell is wrong with America these days.

Near the campus of the University of Florida in Gainesville, police say they are actively searching for a man who has been running around peeing on people.

The University of Florida pee bandit has struck on at least three occasions — Feb. 22, Feb. 26 and March 1 — at different campus locales, Fox News reports.

Each time, his victims were innocently standing with their backs turned when, they say, they suddenly couldn’t help but notice a damp, constant flowing sensation, according to The Gainesville Sun.

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